Name: Custard Marks
Occupation: Paranormal enthusiast
Likes: Reading books about unexplained
phenomena, laser tag, investigating strange
occurences, antacids, orange-vanilla twist cones,
hay-diving in the barn, climbing trees, and
Strawberry Crazy Cow.
Areas of Special Interest: Bigfoot, Coral Castle,
UFOs, Loch Ness monster, telekinesis, and
extra-sensory perception, to name a few.
Dislikes: Bullies, eyeglasses, flag football, the
dark, bats (the flying kind in the barn), bats (the
swinging kind in Little League), prejudiced people,
the bus, nightmares, the Crooked Tree, and
Chocolate Crazy Cow.
Favorite Place: The Rockpile
Motto: "The Truth Awaits."
Name: Windy Scott
Occupation: Custard's bodyguard
Likes: Gym class, soccer, softball, wrestling,
thinking up nicknames for people, making fun of
Custard, swinging on vines, beating up bullies,
laser tag, and Wheaties.
Areas of Special Interest: Making up funny
nicknames for Custard, leg wrestling, and the
U.S.A. women's soccer team.
Dislikes: Bullies, injustice, boys who wear
eyeglasses and laser tag vests (hee-hee), and
Favorite Place: The treefort at night.
Motto: "My Fist Awaits."
Name: Will Scott
Occupation: Judge, Jury, and Butt Kicker.
Likes: Gym class, football, making fun of
Custard, doling out justice, winning at laser tag,
go-carts, 4-wheelers, the woods, and the Slate
Areas of Special Interest: Fire, bad words,
bravery, coming up with awesome good plans,
and sleeping out in the treefort.
Dislikes: Bullies, math class, science class,
fear, Windy's hair, and baths.
Favorite Place: Wherever Windy isn't.
Motto: "Windy is actually my twin brother."
Name: The Rockpile, a.k.a., the "RKPL."
Likes: Protecting kids and keeping secrets.
Areas of Special Interest: Sparkling in the
Dislikes: Ice cream cones dripping on me,
fake landscaping rocks, and raccoons who
think I'm their personal bathroom.
Favorite Place: The middle of the cornfield.
Motto: "The Rock Never Stops."